Submariner — Sea Life

An notoriously territorial reef predator that creates deafening, high-pitched shrieks whenever another creature enters its vicinity. It refuses to take any bait offered by apprentice fishermen, demanding to be hooked only by the Captain. Features a rigid, sharp dorsal fin swept dramatically forward over its left eye—giving it that iconic, angled "can-I-speak-to-the-manager" silhouette. A particularly aggressive specimen of Haircut-Bass, distinguished by its perpetual state of offense. This fish does not merely inhabit a territory; it manages it. Any deviation from its established coral formations results in an immediate and high-decibel protest. Catch Location: Shallow, high-traffic coastal waters Agitated Expressions: Unblinking, wide, glaring eyes with bright pink, inflamed gills that flare out in perpetual outrage. Its value is highly volatile, as it frequently attempts to write reviews that crash its own price. Average Length: 3.5 ft to 4.2 ft (1.0 m – 1.3 m) Average Weight: 45 to 65 lbs (20 kg – 29 kg) Height (including crest): 1.8 ft (0.55 m) Scale Classification: Medium Reef Predator Fun Size Comparison: It's roughly the size of a heavy-set bulldog, making it uncomfortably large to carry back to your ship, but just small enough to demand to speak with your captain at eye level.

this is an irradiated yellow fish with too many eyes from the highly polluted Lake Springfield . it found it's way into the open ocean by way of a small stream leading to the Missouri River out to sea. Not good for eating.

Banned from three different ocean realms for reckless arrogance and total refusal to swim like a normal fish. He claims he lost his original body in an underground high-stakes poker game, but nobody has the heart (or the patience) to ask how he ended up stuck in a melon. He floats around at eye level, judges everyone’s outfit, and demands respect he hasn't earned. Stubborn: If you try to push him out of the way, he just floats right back to the exact spot he was in. Lazy: Refuses to move fast unless he's fleeing. If he gets tired, he literally just drops to the floor with a heavy, wet THUD and waits for someone to carry him. Average Length 30 – 40 cm (12 – 16 in) Average Weight 4.5 – 6.8 kg (10 – 15 lbs) Environment: Shallow tropical reefs, coastal brackish estuaries, and warm surface currents. Depth Range: Surface to 10 meters (33 ft).