Submariner — Sea Life

Banned from three different ocean realms for reckless arrogance and total refusal to swim like a normal fish. He claims he lost his original body in an underground high-stakes poker game, but nobody has the heart (or the patience) to ask how he ended up stuck in a melon. He floats around at eye level, judges everyone’s outfit, and demands respect he hasn't earned. Stubborn: If you try to push him out of the way, he just floats right back to the exact spot he was in. Lazy: Refuses to move fast unless he's fleeing. If he gets tired, he literally just drops to the floor with a heavy, wet THUD and waits for someone to carry him. Average Length 30 – 40 cm (12 – 16 in) Average Weight 4.5 – 6.8 kg (10 – 15 lbs) Environment: Shallow tropical reefs, coastal brackish estuaries, and warm surface currents. Depth Range: Surface to 10 meters (33 ft).