Submariner — Sea Life

An notoriously territorial reef predator that creates deafening, high-pitched shrieks whenever another creature enters its vicinity. It refuses to take any bait offered by apprentice fishermen, demanding to be hooked only by the Captain. Features a rigid, sharp dorsal fin swept dramatically forward over its left eye—giving it that iconic, angled "can-I-speak-to-the-manager" silhouette. A particularly aggressive specimen of Haircut-Bass, distinguished by its perpetual state of offense. This fish does not merely inhabit a territory; it manages it. Any deviation from its established coral formations results in an immediate and high-decibel protest. Catch Location: Shallow, high-traffic coastal waters Agitated Expressions: Unblinking, wide, glaring eyes with bright pink, inflamed gills that flare out in perpetual outrage. Its value is highly volatile, as it frequently attempts to write reviews that crash its own price. Average Length: 3.5 ft to 4.2 ft (1.0 m – 1.3 m) Average Weight: 45 to 65 lbs (20 kg – 29 kg) Height (including crest): 1.8 ft (0.55 m) Scale Classification: Medium Reef Predator Fun Size Comparison: It's roughly the size of a heavy-set bulldog, making it uncomfortably large to carry back to your ship, but just small enough to demand to speak with your captain at eye level.